The Monetary Wars, Part I

One Currency to Rule Them All

Three Piles of Cash for the Artist-kings on the screens,

Seven for the Academics in their towers of ivory,

Nine for Corporatists doomed to rat races,

One Currency for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Federal Reserve where the Policies lie.

One Currency to rule them all, One Currency to find them,

One Currency to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Federal Reserve where the Policies lie.