News That Rounds the Earth - April 26, 2021
Biden, Cocaine, Genocide, and the Oscars
These RTE news briefs are designed to help our readers understand the news that would otherwise gaslight or distract each of you from paying attention to the controlling nature of Hegelian dialectic and the slow motion collapse of the dollar.
A Florida McDonald's restaurant is so hard up for staff that it is offering $50 for people just to fill out an application, but is still struggling to find applicants.
Drs. Pierre Kory and John Campbell discuss their shared delusion that 52 uniformly positive studies suggest that ivermectin effectively treats many COVID-19 patients. Surely Dr. Campbell's nearly 1 million subscribers expect for him to reveal that he's just joking any day now.
President Joe Biden recognized the Armenian genocide, drawing ire from many in Turkey. No word yet on whether or not The Young Turks 5 million YouTube followers have any idea what Biden acknowledged.
The 93rd Oscars took place, which confused almost all of us who didn't realize movies were still made. If you internet search for takes by the NYT, WaPo, or similar billionaire's blogging project, you can find out the latest culture wars narratives they ascribe to this event.
Radical intersectionalist poet Titania McGrath remarks on the distinctions between genocides that were more and less eco-friendly.
Doctors struggle to find tens of millions more Americans willing to participate in a mass medical experiment while negotiations are underway for the production of 1.8 billion more doses to be produced of the BioNTech/Pfizer mRNA vaccine.
Criminals focus in on illicit international lego brick trade, perhaps due to an increasingly centralized cocaine trade facilitated by investment banks.
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